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Move Over, Elmo... Meet the New Tickle-Me-Congressman!

There are some moments in politics that you just can't make up. Here's Massa, during his Glenn Beck interview:
Now they are saying I groped a male staffer...Yeah I did. Not only did I grope him. I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday. It was kill the old guy. You can take anything out of context.
For the record, that tickling occurred in a house that they shared. And for the record, Massa is still denying anything sexual was going on. Here's Beck:
America, I’ve got to shoot straight with you. I think I’ve wasted your time.
Now, there are text messages waiting to come out. I really can't wait for them.