Hey, I wonder what the I-Man is doing right now? I mean, he's been on the air at this time for years ...
Remember how, even after he left the White House, Lyndon Johnson would hold "staff meetings" with his grounds crew guys?
I wonder if Imus is reading the weather to his wife, or something ...
In other news, Wonkette Won't Go Back on Imus. What a courageous stand!