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Merci Bien, Mes Amis!

Shame on me and all the rest of the doubters!  We should have known that President Obama's G20 visit was going to result in diplomatic successes  . . . but who could have possibly expected such a total and unqualified triumph?

That's right!  France has agreed to take one -- count 'em, one -- of the Guantanamo detainees.  What a triumph for American diplomacy!

See? Si l'on baise les derrieres des Francais, magnificent result ensue!  Maybe, if we apologize for existing, they might even take another!