Welcome back to another episode of "Unredacted!" I'm in Manhattan Beach right now, and nobody knows how to drive. The illegal aliens have taken over the road! It seems that Darwin is sleeping on the job right now, because some of these idiots shouldn't be here.
We have this World Cup going on, which I couldn't care less about, and we have Europeans visiting parts of America that aren't on the typical American vacation tour. There's this one guy on Twitter named Freddy who is touring America and is absolutely shocked by how cool it is. He's visiting Waffle Houses, Buc-ees, Bass Pro Shops, and other everyday features of the country, and he's absolutely amazed. It's a great reminder of the luxuries we have in the country that others don't. We will always be the greatest country in the world, and we should thank Freddy for reminding us all!