President Joe Biden’s debate performance went just as we all expected.
The 81-year-old president began the night off by shuffling to his podium where he would continuously lie and mumble his words each time he spoke.
According to Biden, the U.S. has the strongest economy, there is no border crisis, and he is the only president not to have any American troops die during his presidency.
But the biggest lie of the night? Biden told former President Donald Trump that he could easily beat him in a round of golf.
Trump owns one of the most famous golf clubs and has secured two regular club championships, while Biden can barely walk up a flight of stairs. Something about this sentence tells me the octogenarian president is bluffing.
“He doesn’t do it, he can’t hit a ball fifty yards,” Trump said. “He challenged me to a golf match he can hit a ball fifty yards.”
The president then claimed that he got his golf handicap down to six while serving as vice president, saying “I told you before I’m happy to play golf if you carry your own bag.”
Pinnochio, I mean, Biden, isn’t exactly the athlete he claims to be given the fact he can’t even ride a bicycle for God’s sake.
Trump touted his age and physical fitness saying that he feels just as good as he did 20 years ago. He also heralded that he has “aced” several cognitive tests during his presidency, calling on Biden to do the same.
Biden’s disastrous debate performance sparked revelations for the Democratic Party that it is time to replace the president in the 2024 race.
Politico said that “Biden is toast,” while CNN’s Van Jones cried liberal tears that the president “did not do well at all.”
According to a recent The New York Times and Siena College poll, 73 percent of registered voters feel Biden is “just too old to be an effective president.” In comparison, only 42 percent of registered voters said the same about Trump— who is three years younger than Biden.