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Palestinian Activists Have Blocked the Presidential Motorcade Route to the Capitol Building

It depends on how long it takes for Joe Biden to be pumped full of drugs to stay awake, but the State of the Union doesn’t start for another hour. The police better clear the way soon because pro-Palestinian activists have locked the motorcade route to the Capitol Building: 

These pro-terrorist supporters were all over DC today. Rep. Jim Banks (R-IN) called them crazy right to their faces. A demonstration was held outside of Bullfeathers bar, and a man was detained after he was caught revving his engine near pro-Hamas demonstrators.

Please clear that pathway, police. None of us are enthused about Biden’s speech tonight, and his team can’t afford any delays regarding the running time since the sun has long gone down.