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Who Cut the Cheese? Did Joe Biden Fart All Over the Place in Front of a British Royal?

If this happened, then the ‘pooping in front of the Pope’ story happened, right? You all know about Joe Biden reportedly having a diarrhea incident in front of Pope Francis that supposedly caused the live feed to be cut. Biden went abroad last week to promote climate change. While the ‘pooping pants story’ has somewhat died down, even though there’s just as much evidence to corroborate that allegation as the Trump pee tape which remains a liberal fixation, we do have a new gastrointestinal episode from President Dementia—but this time a British Royal has corroborated the story. In fact, she cannot stop talking about it (via NY Post):

President Biden let out a long, loud fart while speaking with the Duchess of Cornwall at the COP26 summit.

Camilla Parker Bowles “hasn’t stopped talking about” the 78-year-old’s “long fart,” it has been reported.

The pair were making small talk at the global climate change gathering in Scotland last week when the president broke wind, according to an informed source who spoke to the Mail on Sunday.

“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the source told the outlet.

“Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.”

Biden met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

But there are no mean tweets, right? Biden left the country to peddle a climate change agenda but returned to a nation that has rejected his administration in the recent 2021 elections. It will carry over into 2022 if he doesn’t get his act together—and there’s no indication that will happen. His crew still thinks that this inflation crisis is a transitory issue. It’s not. Everything this guy does screams ‘too old.’ He can’t keep his bodily functions in check. He farts everywhere. He’s pooping everywhere. Trump never did that for all you keeping tabs.

You can’t do much about breaking wind, but there might be a future gig in the pooping department. Joe could a spokesperson for adult diapers as his big corporate post-presidency job if he lives long enough. It’s a multibillion-dollar business that’s set to soar in the coming years.

These are things he should dwell on because the window to getting his left-wing agenda passed is rapidly closing.