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The Dictators' Picnic

"The Dictators' Picnic" (sung to the tune of "Teddy Bears' Picnic")

If you go down to Cuba today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to Cuba today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every jerk that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the dictators have their picnic.

Picnic time for dictators,
The little dictators are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them glad-hand on their holiday.
See them daily shoot and kill.
They love the fun and thrill.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock the Lefties and Kofi
Will legitimize their reigns
Because they're nasty little dictators.

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