VIP
Why the Left Hates America
Why the Left Hates America
Townhall Celebrates America 250
Townhall Celebrates America 250
Why This Old 1984 Photo of the Statue of Liberty Provides Some Great Nostalgia for America 250
Why This Old 1984 Photo of the Statue of Liberty Provides Some Great...
How an Italian Artist Commemorated America's 250th Birthday. It's Pretty Cool.
How an Italian Artist Commemorated America's 250th Birthday. It's Pretty Cool.
Unhinged Lib: Trump Supporters Make Me Want to Burn the American Flag
Unhinged Lib: Trump Supporters Make Me Want to Burn the American Flag
What's Going on With Mitch McConnell?
What's Going on With Mitch McConnell?
The Reactions to the Empire State Building Climbers Were Better Than Whatever the Hell They Did Here
The Reactions to the Empire State Building Climbers Were Better Than Whatever the...
The Heroes Who Made July 4 Possible
The Heroes Who Made July 4 Possible
Separatist Group Admits to Killing US Pilot
Separatist Group Admits to Killing US Pilot
Do Vague State Education Standards Open the Door to Classroom Activism?
Do Vague State Education Standards Open the Door to Classroom Activism?
VIP
The Left's Fascist Fallacy
The Left's Fascist Fallacy
Illegal Alien SNAP Fraud Plot Resulted in 'Substantial Hardship' for Victims
Illegal Alien SNAP Fraud Plot Resulted in 'Substantial Hardship' for Victims
Ex-Army Contractor Convicted in $1.1M MRE Theft Scheme at Ft. Bliss
Ex-Army Contractor Convicted in $1.1M MRE Theft Scheme at Ft. Bliss
Fate of America: Our 250th Birthday Is Both a Great Accomplishment and Grim Portent
Fate of America: Our 250th Birthday Is Both a Great Accomplishment and Grim...
250 Years of American Audacity
250 Years of American Audacity
Tipsheet

The Dictators' Picnic

Mary Katharine Ham
Mary Katharine Ham | September 15, 2006 6:19 PM
The Dictators' Picnic

"The Dictators' Picnic" (sung to the tune of "Teddy Bears' Picnic")

If you go down to Cuba today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to Cuba today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every jerk that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the dictators have their picnic.

Picnic time for dictators,
The little dictators are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them glad-hand on their holiday.
See them daily shoot and kill.
They love the fun and thrill.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock the Lefties and Kofi
Will legitimize their reigns
Because they're nasty little dictators.

Advertisement

Related:

FOREIGN AFFAIRS NATIONAL SECURITY

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

The New Socialists—Elite, Ungrateful, and Toxic As Ever Victor Davis Hanson
Separatist Group Admits to Killing US Pilot Jeff Charles
What's Going on With Mitch McConnell? Matt Vespa
Why This Old 1984 Photo of the Statue of Liberty Provides Some Great Nostalgia for America 250 Matt Vespa
Illegal Alien SNAP Fraud Plot Resulted in 'Substantial Hardship' for Victims Cameron Arcand
How an Italian Artist Commemorated America's 250th Birthday. It's Pretty Cool. Matt Vespa

Trending on Townhall Videos

Advertisement

Trending on Townhall Media

Advertisement

Most Popular

The New Socialists—Elite, Ungrateful, and Toxic As Ever Victor Davis Hanson
Advertisement