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Democrats Deserve Everything Bad That Comes Their Way…and More

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I haven’t liked them for a while now, but after this garbage involving former President Donald Trump and their hypocrisy about the “respecting the justice system” while the President brags about defying the Supreme Court on student loans and they all try to smear conservative Justices at every turn has me now thinking I wouldn’t give them the Heimlich Maneuver if they were choking, or even pee on them if they were on fire. Democrats truly are disgusting. 

I’d add a joke about meaning that in the nicest possible way, but I don’t. I wish them ill. I wish them what they deserve. I wish Joe Biden everything that smug smirk of his deserves as he half-dead shuffled his way out of the room after reading his staff-prepared statement on this on Friday. At this point, the only time he moves like someone who doesn’t have one foot and 4 toes in the grave is when he’s dancing on the grave of his son Beau to deflect responsibility from one of his other disgraces. 

While he’s responsible for it, Joe is not alone. He’s suffering from dementia, about which there is no doubt, but it’s difficult to say just how deeply he has sunk into that abyss because he’s also very stupid, and always has been. 

Whether it is senility or stupidity, history needs to be harsh on this sack of excrement. Sure, Hell is awaiting this false Catholic for eternity, but the eternity of human history needs to reflect him accurately as well. He’s the new Jimmy Carter who should face criminal probes from every Republican Attorney General or District Attorney in the country. His family has more LLCs that most small towns, find some pass-thru or connection to justify jurisdiction and go to town. 

When someone declares war on you, return the favor. 

But it’s not just Biden, it’s everyone with a (D) after their name, and everyone in the liberal media. They cheered this, so that must mean they want to live under it too, right? Why else would they cheer? 

Rachel Maddow and the gang at MSNBC should be thoroughly investigated to see if they’ve done anything illegal. If they haven’t, they have nothing to fear and will happily cooperate, right? That’s what they said about Trump, and I wouldn’t want to live in an unjust country that doesn’t afford champions of “justice” the opportunity to prove their innocence in court, repeatedly. They’ve got the money, and besides, capitalism is evil, so they don’t want to hold onto that money – wealth equals privilege, and privilege is wrong. Or so they’ve assured us.

Give them the opportunity to put their money where their mouths are, or at least where their lawyers are. Whatever.

Extend that opportunity to every elected Democrat. Not out of malice, out of diversity. And going after all of them would ensure inclusion as well, which, once they’re all given a rectal exam so thorough they could have a dentist remove their wisdom teeth while they’re up there, we will have equity. And Democrats love equity, don’t they?

I support Democrats being subjected to Diversity, Inclusion and Equity. At least in this case, D.I.E. is, in fact, something I can support for these Democrats. (Did I get the order wrong?)

Since Democrats would never put something out there they, themselves, would not be subjected to – they aren’t hypocrites, right? – they surely wouldn’t want this as well. 

They’d also want to be treated the way they cheer conservatives being treated. Therefore, it would only right to inform any of them you may encounter in public – in restaurants, malls, just on the street – just exactly what you think of them. Maxine Watters will cheer you, presumably, if you made sure she was (loudly) informed of how corrupt you know she is for laundering her campaign cash through family members. 

This goes for all of them. Their rules clearly state that silence is complicity, and none have condemned any of this, so they’re complicit. Treat them accordingly, or should I say, treat them the way they treat us. 

Turnabout is the fairest of plays, and given all the posturing radical leftists do about how “no one is above the law,” it would be wrong for them not to be held to the same standards they’ve set for Donald Trump. And it would be wrong to deny them the treatment they’ve been dishing out to anyone who won’t submit to their will. It’s time to give them a huge dose of their own medicine, then laugh at them as they whine about it being a spiky suppository. 

Derek Hunter is the host of a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to beFollow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.