Since the written word is the worst way to convey sarcasm, let me start off by saying parts of this column will be dripping with it. If you can’t spot those sections and think I’ve suddenly become a mentally deranged leftist, I can’t help you.
The Biden family is not corrupt. You can tell this by how they insist they are not corrupt while not addressing any of the evidence amassed by Republicans (since the media isn’t doing even the basics of their job by looking into it), rather simply declaring themselves to be innocent. Innocent people always martyr themselves without proving anything, that’s just science.
Of course, I’m joking. Not a single Biden has done anything to disprove any allegations against them, nor will they – forging documents to make your case never works out well, just ask Dan Rather.
And documents would be all it would take to disprove the allegations – something, anything at all showing Joe Biden served as the Biden family bank, loaning out large sums of money to all comers, at zero interest, for pretty much anything. A worthless junkie setting millions of dollars on fire while completely engulfed in addition wants tens of thousands of dollars to buy a truck, even though he already owns 2 other vehicles? Not a problem, just don’t ask for anything formalizing the transaction.
Joe’s brother – one of the few people on the planet who can make Hunter look productive and like a good hire – and his wife “paid back” a small fortune to Joe for “loans” to cover…God knows what. Again, that Bank of Biden no paperwork is necessary. That paperwork, but the way, would put an entire chicken coop’s worth of eggs on the faces of the GOP, but they refuse to produce anything as simple as a bank record of the money going from Joe to any family member in the first place - $40,000 back to Joe should’ve been proceeded by $40,000 from Joe, shouldn’t it have been?
Again, showing a loan was actually make would go a long way toward proving the money flowing into Joe, Inc. was repayment for a loan. It’s a concept so simple that even Rachel Maddow could understand it. Joy Reid and Nicole Wallace, probably not, but Maddow could.
Of course, for any of them to understand this basic concept they’d first have to care about the basic concept of corruption, and they don’t. Showing all the journalistic integrity and curiosity of dead rat, no one in the left-wing media or punditry has questioned the progression of any of the denials. It’s gone from “Biden never talked to anyone in his family about business” to “Of course he met with people his family did business with, that’s what good parents do.” It’s changed from there being “no evidence” Joe was even aware of what his family was doing – which would make him a horrible brother and father who never even enquires in a general sense about what people he purports to care about are doing – to “There is no evidence he knew what they were doing.”
Even someone brain-dead would think it odd that their family members kept bringing around random people to discuss things related to your job, wouldn’t you think?
When “no evidence” becomes “no ‘direct’ evidence,” something fundamental has changed. It’s then normal people realize they’re dealing with someone who thinks crossing their fingers is an effective and legal way to get out of responsibilities and consequences. Most people grow out of this thinking once puberty starts, but then most people aren’t progressives.
To watch the left work, Donald Trump was guilty of everything because he simply had to be, he’s Donald Trump! It was a quid-pro-quo with Ukraine to ask the only place the evidence would exist to look into allegations of corruption, when every single dollar of US aid is conditioned on its recipient doing what the United States wants them to do, to one degree or another. And the aid wasn’t conditioned on the information anyway. Trump did something, it has to be illegal.
Joe Biden and his family get rich while he’s a “public servant” and they provide no good or service and produce nothing, and to even question it is akin to yelling a racial slur in a crowded theater. Trump exists and it’s an impeachable offense, no investigation needed.
You can tell the Bidens have nothing to hide by how they’re hiding everything. Only an innocent person would have the courage to refuse to comply with subpoenas, right? Only someone unafraid of scrutiny would show up outside of Congress on a day they’d been subpoenaed, say, “I’m here,” then run away, possibly to a den of blow and whores.
Of course, only a Democrat would have their defiance of a Congressional subpoena turned into a headline with the words, “Hunter Biden Rebukes Republican Investigators.” The media is so dumb they think subpoenas issued when Republicans control the House are “Republican subpoenas,” but when Democrats are in charge they are “Congressional subpoenas” and must be complied with.
You see what Republicans are up against. The next GOP administration, no matter who it is or when it occurs, needs to clean house at the Justice Department. These people can only defy what would get you tossed in jail if they are confident they won’t face consequences for it, and if they’re Democrats they won’t. That has to change, and people have to be fired to make it happen. Moreover, we might want to change the law to define prosecutorial discretion very narrowly and abuse it as a crime. Nothing motivates fairness and honestly like the possibility of prison time.
But no Biden will face prison time, because they’ve done nothing wrong. Just ask them. Wait, you can’t. They won’t face any questions about their activity – as honest people, they will only face questions from Moby or “journalists” with an apartment in their rectums, not anyone who might ask about difficult things. That’s how you can tell they’re honest and innocent – their willingness to declare it without any inclination to show it even though, if they’re telling the truth, it would be the easiest thing in the world to do and they’re the only people who could do it.
Derek Hunter is the host of a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.