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Who's going to be the new Speaker of the House? Now, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), who is known for being an "innovative thinker who plans ahead a lot," has no freaking idea what we're going to do. I think he ought to be Speaker because Matt Gaetz is clearly super smart. Just ask him. He also has incredible hair. We'll see what happens with his ethics investigation, but I have a feeling he's lost friends over the last couple of days. Oh well, that's life in the big city. I don't know what the plan is, guys. I don't know what was supposed to happen. I don't know what Gaetz thinks was going to happen. I don't know what he expected to happen. Look, anytime you are with the Democrats and Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC), but I repeat myself, you have a problem.
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