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The Only People Who Still Love Fauci

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Imagine being the last fan of some horrible band from when you were a kid. Everyone else grew out of the fascination with whatever bubblegum, producer manufactured gaggle of “singing” kids cast because of their looks and dance abilities, but you still harbor a love for songs written by their 40-year-old Svengali manager who wrote them for pre-pubescent boys to croon. You’d probably hide the fact that you’ve spent a bunch of money on the mp3s and only play them when you were sure you were alone – in car, windows rolled up and not “too loud” so others can hear through the glass. 

This probably isn’t you, you’ve grown up and developed actual taste. But you likely know someone who hasn’t grown out of their childish crushes…like Democrats and Anthony Fauci.

 Few people have done more damage to humanity than Tony Fauci. A generation has lost years of learning, the economy is still reeling, the supply chain still can’t get back to what it was before this arrogant, single-minded jackass seized the Trump presidency and turned the world on its head over a cold he paid to create in a lab in China. 

The left love him for the simple reason that the right doesn’t. It’s a mental disorder on their part – if Republicans like something it must be bad, if they dislike something it has to be good. Unstable children act this way, not adults. Well, at least that’s how it use to be.

Now, if you’re a Democrat you likely have a Fauci tattoo on your body somewhere or bumper sticker on your Prius. “He helped keep us safe” is usually the mantra these people spew, either from COVID or Trump (it shifts depending on the moment). The man who ran the last year of the Trump administration and the first of the Biden administration eventually retired, having been fully exposed for funding the Wuhan lab where the virus was created, having lied about its severity, and perpetrated the greatest fraud imaginable by insisting everyone get repeated injections of a “vaccine” that maybe only boosted immunity for a matter of weeks.

Fauci is a one-trick-pony, only he sucks at his one trick. He’s a “vaccine guy,” having come to fame through creating an AIDS vaccine, er, through trying to create an AIDS vaccine and failing miserably. When you’re known for something at which you failed you’re usually fired, not given the power of the presidency because you scared some presidents with your briefings. 

Donald Trump should have fired him, instead he gave him control. Joe Biden only retained him because Fauci created a layer of insulation between his presidency and consequences – “Fauci said it, not me, and we follow the experts.”

But the public wised up, even if neither of those politicians are capable of admitting their mistakes. Most people have no use for Tony Fauci, who has mostly retired, writing a book MSNBC will prostitute itself to sell a million copies of.

And left-wing dark money groups, those for the committed morons who still wear masks alone in their own backyard, invoke his name to separate suckers from their cash.

One group, 314 Action Fund, which bills itself as “the only national organization working to elect Democrats with backgrounds in science and medicine at ALL levels of government,” used Fauci in a fundraising email this week. Imagine having a base so dumb that a group claiming the mantle of “science” uses this fraud to raise cash.

It reads, in part, “Dr. Fauci is one of the most cited infectious disease experts in the modern history of the world and his response to epidemics and pandemics over the years is credited with saving millions of lives. And yet, at 82-years old, retired from public service after 40+ years under Presidents of both Parties, and being bombarded with death threats by conservatives, Republicans want to ruin his life and his reputation. It’s absurd for Rand Paul to insinuate that the millions who died around the world from this pandemic are dead because of Dr. Anthony Fauci who – unlike Republicans – encouraged social distancing, wearing masks, and taking precautions to slow the spread of a dangerous pathogen. Let’s show Dr. Anthony Fauci we have his back: Add your name to stand with Dr. Anthony Fauci against the relentless attacks by the GOP.”

This is like family members of victims of Jeffrey Dahmer doing TV interviews to promote his cookbook. What kind of idiot would give. 

The answer is Democrats. You want to know what we’re up against, and why the election next year matters so much, it’s because these are the types of people who win if we lose. So, next time you hear some moron say they won’t vote for any Republican nominee for President except their candidate, know they’re really voting to empower these Fauci-loving boobs. And if you have that attitude, get over it now. You can love your candidate all you want, but if you aren’t willing to vote for whoever the ultimate nominee is you’re even dumber than Democrats are. Get over yourself of lose. Fight like hell in the primary (which isn’t to say fight like a jackass), but accept whatever the results are because beating these people is more important than your blind loyalty to any candidate. Period.