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The Inevitable Impeachment of Alleged President Joe Biden

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It is clear that PINO (President-in-name-only) Joe Biden is going to get impeached. I didn't think that was true until recently, not because he doesn't deserve it – he massively deserves it – but because Republicans are generally weak. Impeachment is hard, and at the end of the day, he won't be removed from office anyway. But there's too much evidence out there now to avoid it. The GOP simply cannot explain to its base how it turned over this rock o' graft and ignored the wriggling worms underneath. So, the House will eventually impeach him, but only barely, because some Republicans are weak and because every single Democrat absolutely supports the PINO's complete and total corruption. It will be a gesture, but there's no alternative. At some point, you can't deny the corruption. I mean, you can if you're a Democrat, but not if you're an honest and decent human being, which leaves out the Democrats. 

The latest outrage is a $10 million bribe. However, there will undoubtedly be a new outrage between the time I write this and the time you read it because the outrages are coming fast and furious, unlike Biden, who is slow and delirious. The beauty of this bribe, because you really have to appreciate the unbelievable chutzpah behind it, is that Biden and his scumbag mob got $10 million to make the Ukes fire a prosecutor looking at Burisma, something this dust puppet admitted in public on video, and then Trump got impeached for a phone call where he dared mention the firing of this prosecutor. There's a kind of perfection there, a symmetry that you have to appreciate even as the whole endeavor makes you want to projectile vomit.

And speaking of projectile vomiting, the other stuff that is swirling around, particularly the ham-handed cover-up of Methhead McStrippertapper's antics while every dirtbag prosecutor in the country is trying to frame Trump, only makes a Biden impeachment more certain. Now, understand that Kevin McCarthy doesn't want to impeach Biden. It's not that he likes Biden. He thinks Biden is a human colon polyp. It's just that Kev has a plan for what he wants to get through the House of Representatives that he fought so hard to become speaker of, but his agenda keeps getting overtaken by the corruption of these degenerates in the White House. Their perfidy is so all-encompassing and undeniable that McCarthy can't avoid dropping everything else to focus on the only possible remedy for their crimes. 

McCarthy has got to be unhappy about that because he knows Biden is not going to get removed from office. The Democrats in the Senate will never vote to convict him. Actually, some Republicans might not either, in the case of someone like Mitt Romney, because he's an invertebrate sissy, and then in other cases, because they're terrified of Kamala Harris, who, improbably, and against all odds, is even worse than the current PINO. No, McCarthy's reluctance is not based on not being based. It's based on the fact that this is a necessary but ultimately meaningless exercise because half of the United States supports corruption.

It's fun to tell Generation Z GOP activists that there used to be an era where The New York Times and the Washington Post would have competed to expose this kind of corruption instead of cooperating to cover it up. When the IRS whistleblowers came out and talked about how the Biden administration was actively covering up the Estonian prostitute aficionado's myriad and grody crimes, if it got mentioned at all, it was in the back pages somewhere near the obituaries and cat wedding announcements. The regime media was always garbage. It's just garbage squared today.

The nice thing about impeachment is that it will break through the media's wall of silence. They will have to acknowledge the impeachment proceedings at least, though they will immediately mobilize to minimize, rationalize, and generally lie about what actually happened and the evidence being presented. It is rather remarkable to know that if you only peruse licensed, registered, and neutered mainstream media sources, you won't even know the depths of corruption of your own PINO. But then again, if you get your news from those tools, you probably don't care. 

It just isn't going to matter in the end. Yes, impeachment is coming because there is nothing else that an out-of-power party with only the House can do. We can have hearing after hearing, and should, but after a while, that becomes just more political onanism. We have to roll the dice. The problem is that we know it's going to come up crap because, once again, the Democrats are perfectly happy with corruption as long as they keep power. Now, they were always corrupt, and they were always scummy, and they were always solely concerned with their own power and pocketbooks, but at one time, they paid tribute to virtue by pretending not to be. 

Now, they're not even pretending. To say the effect on our politics is going to be wrong is to understate the reality substantially. This is simply not sustainable. There will be a backlash, and it will range from ugly to really, really, really ugly. Personally, I prefer it just to be ugly. But what I want doesn't matter. What you want doesn't matter. What history teaches matters. And what history teaches is that this kind of nonsense can't go on forever.

The impeachment that the Republicans are going to be forced into by the sheer magnitude and brazenness of the criminality they have exposed is not, in itself, going to have any effect other than to draw attention and heighten the contradictions. But those are important things. People are going to look. It can't be hidden, and it can only be lied about. But the truth has a way of getting through, and the arc of history bends toward payback.

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