Hi, guys! Welcome to my "Stream of Kurtiousness," the Townhall VIP special video thing where I come to you and share my feelings. Right now, I'm feeling moist. Moist, because I have been exercising and I am a little bit sweaty. So you're just going to have to deal with that because you're getting raw Kurt, unfiltered Kurt. That is the power of the stream of consciousness. Behold! Anyway, so what's in the news? You know, I should probably go into great detail about a couple of things like dumping off illegal aliens off in Martha's Vineyard, which I think is sweeeeeet, and a related thing, Alex Stein going up to Rep. Eric Swalwell and asking about Fang Fang. "How is it related, Kurt?" Well, I'll tell you.
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