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Ron DeSantis Lays Down the Law to the Mouse

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Ron DeSantis: laying down the law to the mouse. The Uyghur-hating, pervert, groomer agenda-loving mouse that is Disney. "What are you talking about, Kurt!?" 

Well if you didn't see it, if you haven't been paying attention, Ron DeSantis drew the line in Florida. He basically said, "Hey, we're passing a law where you perverts can't talk about sex to third-graders and under in public schools." Now, that would seem like common sense to me because let me give you a complete list of good reasons to talk about anything sexual with somebody else's kid who is third grade or under. Here we go.

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There is no reason for you to ever talk about anything sexual with a third-grader or under who belongs to someone else.

WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG, EXPLICIT LANGUAGE