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Could This Be the Democrats' Dark Horse Pick in 2024? What the Hell Are They Thinking?

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Look, it's obvious Joe Biden isn't going to run in 2024. This gruel-sucking moron who sits in his rocker watching "Murder She Wrote" and confuses it with "Matlock" (Where's Andy Griffith!? Is he here in Cabot Cove?!), he's not running for anything. He's barely walking for anything. The guy's totally incompetent. The guy is totally senile. He is a mess. He's not running, so who's going to run?

Obviously, Kamala's going to run. Who's the person who likes Kamala? And I'm counting Kamala. Did she break 1% when she ran in 2020? I mean, who are the people saying, "You know who I think is really smart and really talented and really capable judging from the outstanding job she did as border czar? It's Kamala Harris." There are only two people who like what Kamala Harris did.

But in the last 48 hours, there's another name that has popped up.

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