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The Left's Desperate Toilet Politics

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What a week it has been! I think the highlight, of course, the thing that we have to cover because this is the "Stream of Kurtiousness," is not the high-mind and give and take of politics, but the fact that the damn communists chased Sen. Kyrsten Sinema into a toilet. And she's in a stall. They're banging on the door. It's an illegal alien. And like most leftists, it doesn't look like she's suffering from hunger, and she's yelling, "Why aren't you representing me?!" 

"Because I'm not from your country, alright?! You're not an American! I do not represent you!" is what Kyrsten Sinema should have said.

Warning: Contains Explicit Language