The White Lib Female Reaction to the Lindsay Clancy Case Has Justified the Salem Witch Trials

Aug 25, 2026 12:01 AM
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The White Lib Female Reaction to the Lindsay Clancy Case Has Justified the Salem Witch Trials
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The reactions to the Lindsay Clancy case have been appalling: where do people get the idea that she’s innocent, or worse, that she’s not guilty of her actions? The white wine brigade of white, leftist, suburban moms, who are outright morons, is back and worse than ever. 

The numerous posts from women saying they can relate to Clancy are disgusting, with some posts making me want to call child services because they’re all gushing over a child killer. Is there sharia law, but only for white liberal women? If not, we should make one, since that would codify their shutting up for all eternity, seeking permission to speak and leave the house. They should, if child killing is now an acceptable event for this unholy spawn of fetal alcohol syndrome.

To recap, on January 23, 2023, Clancy killed her children, Cora (5), Dawson (3), and Callan (8 months), using exercise bands. She sent her husband, Patrick, to get takeout and medicine, giving her time to commit this heinous crime. Clancy’s defense is that she suffered from postpartum psychosis, exacerbated by overmedication. 

She was experiencing mental health issues, but the prosecution has argued that it wasn’t at the level of psychosis or anywhere that she was unable to understand the consequences of her actions. 

But we have hordes of white liberal women thinking she’s some godsend, even waiting outside to take photos with her defense attorney, who admits his client killed her children. I really don’t care what these women think — it’s invalid. Sorry, I'm not going to countenance any nuance about justifying killing your kids. All the arguments I’ve heard have been indescribable idiocy. Some people think the husband did it, because his fingerprints were inside the house. Yeah, he lives there, you morons. Then there’s the tired, long lecture about how women do it all, screamed at by women who aren’t married or have kids, telling us men that we can’t have an opinion because we don’t have a uterus. 

First, that’s a sign that they know their argument is s**t. Second, no, I pay my taxes and can have an opinion about how we shouldn’t enable, coddle, or make sense of child killers. Child killing is against the law, you white wine weirdos. 

Some of the reactions to this have been insane, along with the witty posts about how the Clancy case a) seems to justify the Salem Witch Trials, and b) justifies all the oppressive societal measures placed on women since the beginning of time. Sorry, ladies, when you’re let off the hook, you go insane. 

So, either we revoke the 19th Amendment or install a form of “sharia law” that only centers on shutting these women up, because I, frankly, cannot take it anymore. 

Clancy deserves the needle. Death penalty — bring it forth. And I’ll kick anyone in the uterus who thinks otherwise. 

News Topics CRIME | MENTAL HEALTH | TIKTOK

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