John McCaslin

America's No. 1 nationally syndicated columnist (now appearing in more than 550 newspapers) Cal Thomas tells Inside the Beltway: "I've had a lot of things happen while flying, but this morning was a new one."

"We were delayed on a Delta flight from Atlanta to Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport for more than 90 minutes," Mr. Thomas told us Wednesday. "The reason was that the captain had left his I.D. at home. He called his wife. She drove to the airport and gave it to him.

"He was extremely embarrassed and said in all his years as a commercial pilot and, before that, in the Air Force, this was the first time he had ever done such a thing. Then he announced on the PA system, 'I'm going to say something you'll never hear in Washington: I screwed-up.' Much laughter followed."

SHUT BUBBA UP

April's "Harper's Index" is filled with intriguing trivia, especially for those of us who make our home in the nation's capital: "Percentage of Americans born in Washington, D.C., who still live there: 13."

Ouch!

Now, get a load of this pair of not-so-pleasant facts:

"Amount the U.S. government spent last year on its former presidents: $2,500,000."

"Amount it spent on Bill Clinton's telephone service: $79,000."

Obviously, if he's going to talk so much on the telephone, somebody in government should insist that Mr. Clinton enroll in one of those less-expensive "friends and family"-style phone plans.

BEHIND EVERY MAN

"Women Taking the Lead to Save Our Planet."

Or such was the title of the recent State Department forum, the featured speaker Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

BUMPER YEAR

It's starting out as a bumper year for bumper stickers, what with everything coming unglued in this country.

One of the more popular bumper stickers, glued mostly to Republican-owned vehicles: "So, how's that 'hope' and 'change' working out for you?"

Otherwise, we're not quite sure what to make of the bumper sticker (he actually forwarded an entire stack to Inside the Beltway) sent to us by Washington-area attorney David I. Bledsoe: "I for one welcome our new Marxist overlords."

GIPPER'S TEAM

President Reagan's former Labor Secretary Ann McLaughlin Korologos and his one-time legal counsel Theodore B. "Ted" Olson have just been appointed to the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Foundation Board of Trustees, joining the likes of Rudolph W. Giuliani, Steve Forbes, and T. Boone Pickens, to name a few.


John McCaslin

John McCaslin is a contributing columnist on Townhall.com and author of Inside The Beltway: Offbeat Stories, Scoops, and Shenanigans from around the Nation's Capital .

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