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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Paul Greenberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
Like a Knife Through Water
by Paul Greenberg
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What a fine speaker our president is. That's the overriding impression he left once he managed to get through the endless applause and handshakes and Roman ovations -- late Roman -- that have become a feature of presidential addresses to Congress and was finally allowed to begin his speech about health care.

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It's not the content of the speech that evokes wonder and admiration but the speaker himself. Content scarcely matters with this president. What counts is how he delivers it. It's as if he were lecturing a law school class, and the students are just bowled over--not with the case he's presenting but the presentation. If the case is a muddle, and will raise more questions than it answers once the haze of admiration has cleared, never mind. For he's a master of what the Italians call una bella figura. He cuts a fine figure.

But for all his craft, the star of the evening seemed curiously removed from his thesis, if he has one. If you can find it and agree with it, fine. If not, he assures you, he's willing to compromise. What's not to like? Or to like, for that matter. Form, not content, is what matters. Design, not engineering. As in an Italian sports car on the showroom floor. Never been driven. Maybe not meant to be driven. Everything shimmers, everything is negotiable. And the salesman's style is Armani impeccable. Substance? It can come later, if at all.

A thin but impermeable film seems to separate this president from any of the hard decisions. That'll be up to Congress. It will lift anchor, wait for a wind, provide the ballast, do the heavy lifting, choose the course minute by minute and day after day, confer endlessly, and generally see the vessel, however battered by then, through the storms of debate. The president is just there to provide the sail.

But what smooth sailing it is, at least for an hour. Give our president a teleprompter and away he goes, like a knife through water. Resistance parts before him. Doubts melt away. Disbelief is suspended. And yet, as with a knife through water, everything just closes behind it, and remains as before: fluid. Far below the surface, the hard questions remain, rocky, obdurate, as untouched as the speaker himself.

By the end of the evening, our president has spoken so smoothly that it's not clear just what he's said, if anything, or what difference it makes. Maybe he's not there to make a difference, just to speak. Did I mention that he's very good at it? That much all can agree upon. As for the subject of his address, health care, it can wait.

The morning after, what has changed? The problems with the nation's health-care system, which isn't much of a system, are still there. So are the aspects of the system that work fine for so many of us, though the speaker scarcely touches upon them. It's as if he were a man in a bubble, protected by his sheen, yet unable to penetrate it. He seems immune to contact with abrasive reality, and wrestling with it may be the one indispensable requirement for legislative success.

You'd think that Barack Obama, being a Chicago politician, would know that politics ain't beanbag. Wasn't it Mister Dooley who first made that observation a century ago? And didn't that fictive Irish barkeep and incisive political commentator practice his comforting trade in the Windy City? Well, politics ain't rhetoric, either, as good as this president is at it.

But never mind all that. Just relax and listen to the comforting voice, as you would in a hypnotist's chair, and Obamacare sounds like the best of all worlds. Everyone will be insured and no one's taxes will be raised. Not really. Well, maybe the other fellow's. Better, quicker, safer health care will be delivered but it will cost less. (Mandrake the Magician had nothing on this president.) To save money, we'll just spend more. This administration is very good at that.

We will "build on what works," but fashion new systems that have never worked before, mainly because they've never been tried before. At least not in this country. Time is of the essence but, never fear, much of the president's plan won't go into effect for years. The opposition is resorting to scare tactics but, if his plan isn't adopted now, "more will die as a result." He's against partisanship except when he can't resist a dig or two at Republicans. But don't you worry your pretty little head about such details. Just leave them to Reid, Pelosi and Partisan Co. to iron out. All the pieces will fall into place. Or maybe just fall. Continued...

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Gestell MA
"Obama's Massive Failure" as you say, is very real.. Bad thing is I,m sure it will intensify.
I think this is my first time to fully agree with you on anything and DON'T be too hard on Yourself.
I spent 25+ years of Military Service finishing up what some fine Schools( West Point, AF Academy, etc)started: Training Leaders..Company Grade Officers and NASTY Old NCOs did an Exemplary job in most cases.

We liked to call that OJT (On The Job Training).
Unfortunately, forMr Obama and OUR Country, his OJT came from less than optimum sources..Colleges, even IVY, cannot provide some essentials.. INTEGRITY is high on this list..BETTER LUCK WITH UR HERO NEXT TIME.. CHEERS

The Votes Don't Exist For ObamaCare

According to the latest whip count in the House, 44 Democrats will not vote for a Government Option. 57 Democrats will not vote for any plan without a Government Option.

Mary Landrieu is a member of the "Gang of 15+1", all Democrats plus Lieberman. They are focused on the free market and are not in favor of a Government Option. Max Baucus and his "Gang of 6" will release their proposal tomorrow ... No Government Option is included.

Sen. Collins will not vote for even a trigger.

Sen. Snowe will not vote for the Government Option.
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