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Friday, November 13, 2009
Michelle Malkin :: Townhall.com Columnist
Another Bogus ACORN Lawsuit
by Michelle Malkin
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ACORN is doing what it does best: playing the victim, blaming everyone else for its self-inflicted wounds, perpetuating false narratives and defending the entitlement industry to the death.

On Thursday, the disgraced welfare rights organization filed suit over a congressional funding ban passed in September after nationwide undercover sting videos exposed ACORN's criminal element.

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The group and its web of nonprofit, tax-exempt affiliates have collected an estimated $53 million in government funds since 1994. This pipeline is apparently a constitutionally protected right. According to ACORN's lawyers at the far-left Center for Constitutional Rights, the congressional funding ban constitutes a "bill of attainder" -- an act of the legislature declaring a person(s) guilty of a crime without trial.

Now cue the world's smallest violin and pass the Kleenex: ACORN's lawyers say the group has suffered cutbacks and layoffs as a result of the punitive funding ban. The congressional persecution means ACORN can no longer teach first-time-homebuyer indoctrination classes and -- gasp -- the loss of an $800,000 contract to conduct "outreach" on "asthma."

Message: The demons in the House who defunded ACORN (345 of them, including 172 Democrats) are cutting off oxygen to poor people!

"It's not the job of Congress to be the judge, jury and executioner," CCR lawyer Jules Lobel moaned as he equated the House's act of fiscal responsibility with the death penalty.

"It is outrageous to see Congress violating the Constitution for purposes of political grandstanding," CCR Legal Director Bill Quigley seethed without a shred of irony.

"Congress bowed to FOX News and joined in the scapegoating of an organization that helps average Americans going through hard times to get homes, pay their taxes and vote. Shame on them," ACORN head Bertha Lewis piled on in an affidavit lamenting the loss of state, local and private foundation grants, which she blamed on the resolution. It "gave the green light for others to terminate our funds, as well."

What ACORN's sob-story tellers leave out is the inconvenient fact that nonprofits were bailing on ACORN long before undercover journalists Hannah Giles and James O'Keefe and BigGovernment.com publisher Andrew Breitbart entered the scene. Internal ACORN records from a Washington, D.C., meeting held last August noted that more than $2 million in foundation money was being withheld as a result of the group's embezzlement scandal involving founder Wade Rathke's brother, Dale -- reportedly involving upward of $5 million.

Rathke admitted he suppressed disclosure of his brother's massive theft -- first discovered in 2000 -- because "word of the embezzlement would have put a 'weapon' into the hands of enemies of ACORN." In other words: The protection of ACORN's political viability came before the protection of members' dues (and taxpayers' funds). Continued...

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Mick Mouse To Sue Acorn.
A revered imaginary rodent today filed suit in Louisiana District Court. Mick Mouse, his wife Min and family arrived in Louisiana over the weekend to continue talks about the investigation into allegations that Mickey was approached by Louisiana Acorn Officials to become a registered voter, which he did.
Mickey and E. Fudd were registered by Acorn Officials during the 2008 Election in which Barack Obama won.
Revelations by another wabbit-inspired cartoon character who wishes to remain anonymous indicates that Mickey and E. Fudd were offered substantial perks such as 90 thou in a freezer or a freezer full of gubmint cheese, to which they agreed on the later. We all know who took the 90 thou in the freezer deal and what has happened since, that sucker will spend 13 years in prison being big bubba's hot cougar girlfriend.
Anyhoo, since recent developments have trimed Acorn funding to a mere trickle sources close to the beleugered outfit's leadership believe that a deal is in the offing to include Chedder and Monterey Jack cheeses to the Mouses'.
In a related story the Wabbit-inspired character who wishes to remain anonymous has said that he too is considering a lawsuit against Acorn, because of the fact that he wasn't approached. Also that him and his sidekick Daffy who are way, way more popular than the Mouse and his near-sighted friend would have only asked for a couple of carrots and a fruit cup for this historic vote.
A union official over at SEIU confirmed overhearing the wabbit screaming into his cell phone. "You realise this means war."
Acorn officials have denied all statements.

Non-Profit Orgns. are Frauds!!
The way to rid our country of ACORN and other Criminals and Subvesives, is to change the so-called rules and laws called 503C's which operate as Non Profits, for tax purposes. There is not such thing as a Non Profit Organization. What they are are fronts for tax evasion. The hospital that Michelle Obama worked at was a supposed Non Profit Hospital, and yet Michelle had a salary of over one hundred thousand a year before Obama became a U.S. senator. After Obama got to the U.S. Senate, the hospital where Michelle was working, got a Grant Gift from the U.S. Tax Payers to the tune of Millions, and in return, Michelle Obama's base salary which was over one hundred thousand a year already, went to over 325 thousand a year. Aren' Non Profits Wonderful and Profitable for those Thieves and Con Artists who Work For Them?

This is how Non Profit Works from the Top-Down.

Non Profits are Criminal or Subversive Organizations who Get Tax Payer Funds to Operate and Funnel the Monies to their so-called Leaders, Board Members, etc. and then they become Lobbyists who Then Influence our Congress to Funnel even more Tax Payer Funds to their Bogus Front Organizations which they call Non Profit Organiztions. And, then the NPO's, such as ACORN become Political Arms of the Party, and in this case, Liberal Democrats, to Get Out The Vote For Liberal Democrats and they use our Tax Dollars to Subvert and Corrupt The System. Thus, the election of Barack Obama.
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