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Keith Olbermann's Hour-Long Newscast

With the presentation of "Health Care: The Fight Against Death" Olbermann must consider himself the definitive authority on the timeless human struggle against the inevitability of our own demise. Next, I would ask him to tackle the existence of God and good versus evil. One thing I wouldn't ask him about is how to save oneself from a sure and sudden drop in television ratings.