Tipsheet The Dictators' Picnic Mary Katharine Ham | September 15, 2006 6:19 PM "The Dictators' Picnic" (sung to the tune of "Teddy Bears' Picnic") If you go down to Cuba todayYou're sure of a big surprise.If you go down to Cuba todayYou'd better go in disguise. For every jerk that ever there wasWill gather there for certain, becauseToday's the day the dictators have their picnic. Picnic time for dictators,The little dictators are having a lovely time today.Watch them, catch them unawares,And see them glad-hand on their holiday.See them daily shoot and kill.They love the fun and thrill.And never have any cares.At six o'clock the Lefties and KofiWill legitimize their reignsBecause they're nasty little dictators.