A few days ago, Rolling Stone released a curious listicle of the supposed "5 Most Dangerous Guns in America." National Review's Charles C. W. Cooke noticed that their list basically included nearly every gun that is legal for purchase in the United States. In response to this act of absurdity by Rolling Stone, Twitter users compiled their own "most dangerous" (or other superlative) lists.
Here are some of the funniest:
@RBPundit @rodgers_jeff @charlescwcooke 5 deadliest slingshots: 5 cheap plastic 4 tree branches 3 composite wood 2 not cheap plastic 1 steel
— nilgirian (@nilgirian) July 15, 2014
.@RollingStone's Top 10 Volumes Of Music 10: 1 9: 3 8: 4 7: 5 6: 2 5: 6 4: 8 3: 7 2: 9 1: 10 & 11 (tie)
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) July 15, 2014
@AceofSpadesHQ Deadliest forms of drowning: 3. In water 2. In soup 1. In lava
— Jason Fox (@jason_fox) July 15, 2014
@AceofSpadesHQ .@rollingstone: America's deadliest automobiles: 1. Cars 2. Trucks 3. Other
— Harold Stickeehands (@StickeeNotes) July 15, 2014
Rolling Stone's Top 7 most influential music types 7. Country 6. Western 5. Rhythm 4. Blues 3. Rock 2. Roll 1. Ampersand
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 15, 2014
The 5 most dangerous witchdoctor incantations: 1. Ooo 2. Eeee 3. Ah-ah 4. Walla-walla 5. Bing-bang
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) July 15, 2014
Also, fecal. RT @allahpundit: Most dangerous forms of matter: 3. Mineral 2. Vegetable 1. Animal
— Lisa De Pasquale (@LisaDeP) July 15, 2014
@AceofSpadesHQ @RollingStone worlds five deadliest vowels: 5. A 4. E 3. I 2. O 1. U
— THE_REAL_CH3 (@THE_REAL_CH3) July 15, 2014
MOST DANGEROUS GUNS, RANKED. 1. Guns
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) July 15, 2014