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Jeb! in a Skirt Can’t Support Disney and Be One of Us

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Nikki Haley – she's so horrible. Remember how Kristi Noem, the other governor we're supposed to swoon over, decided that she wasn't going to sign a bill to ban men in women's sports, and then she yelled at us conservatives that we didn't understand? We totally understood, and she was doomed, broken. Her dreams are gone. Well, we now have Nikki Haley coming up and saying, "Kristi, hold my Bud Light because now I'm going to come out in favor of Disney."