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Enough With the Soft Conservatives

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Following the FBI's unprecedented raid on former President Donald Trump's home in Mar-a-Lago, the soft cons don't know what to do. "We have to conserve the system," they say. We don't have to conserve the system. Let's talk about conservatism.

Conservatism used to be about conserving traditions; now, it's just a name. We could be called the Starfire Cuddle Cakes Party (Starfire Cuddle Cakes being my brony name) and it wouldn't matter. The name does not necessarily relate to what we are. Because conservatives, folks, are not conserving anything. What there was to conserve is gone – in large part due to cruise ship conservatives who conserved absolutely nothing. We have to get past the name. We're not about conserving. We are about looting, pillaging, destorying, and rebuilding these garbage institutions from the ground up.

WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG, EXPLICIT LANGUAGE