Welcome to this week's "Stream of Kurtiousness!" It's a big week, folks!
Last night was the primetime hearing of the January 6 Commission! Now, I'm doing this before this giant show trial, and, to boot, I'm not going to pay any attention to it at all. It has no relevance to my life, much like exercise has no relevance to the life of Brian Stelter, who is a potato. So I am in a unique position to screw with it because it hasn't happened yet, and even when it does, I'm not going to watch it!
WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG, EXPLICIT LANGUAGE