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My Favorite White Supremacist Was The Black Guy

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Political stunts are generally stupid and performed by people desperate for attention or to change the subject. The planning meetings usually involve panic and a mad scramble for ideas, any ideas a frenzied group of people in over their heads thinks will work. They rarely, if ever, work. And when a stunt involves the noted pederast facilitators, you can almost guarantee a couple of things: 1, it will be especially stupid, and 2, some left-wing moron paid for it. Virginia just saw all of this rolled into one, courtesy of the goon squad at the Lincoln Project.

How serious must the closed-head injury have been for whoever the moron was who thought it’d be a good idea to send “white supremacists” to a Glenn Youngkin event? Youngkin, the Republican candidate for Governor of Virginia, leading in some polls, is a lot of things, but none of them are some kind of horrible racist. 

Naturally, that hasn’t stopped Democrats from flinging the smear. Everyone from the dimwitted Chinese spy-bedding Eric Swalwell to the vacant, chunky resident racist at MSNBC Joy Reid have been espousing it like the simpletons they are. Only the very best of dogs do what they are told, unquestioningly, for the cause, and a lot of those dogs are in the media.

So when a group of 5 people turned up wearing khaki pants and white button-down shirts, carrying tiki torches and pledged their loyalty to Youngkin in Charlottesville, no less, the usual suspects in the blue checkmark brigade all played their assigned roles perfectly. 

But a funny thing happened on the way to changing the narrative from Democrat Terry McAuliffe’s horrible campaign and his lies about critical race theory and smears of concerned parents…people looked at this group of 5 people and noticed something odd. 

One of the five was a woman, a thick woman who was pretty easily identifiable. Soon after, other “white supremacists” were identified, all of whom were Democrat activists. Seems a bit odd that Democrat activists would pledge their loyalty to a Republican candidate, doesn’t it?

But the oddest part of the “white supremacists” wasn’t the heavy chick, or the bearded douchebags standing for photos in front of the Youngkin campaign bus, no. The oddest part of the 5 was the black guy. I’m no expert on “white supremacy,” but I have seen “American History X” a few times, as well as having been alive for a few years now and consumed news stories on what Democrats insist is the greatest threat to the country – and none of the people involved were black. I’m guessing that outside of that Chappelle Show sketch, there isn’t a single black white supremacist in the country, if not the whole world.

What kind of morons would send a black guy to pose as part of a group of “white supremacists”? The Lincoln Project, of course.

When not enabling men who’d like nothing more than to get “physical” with underage boys, the enablers at the Lincoln Project excel at doing unbelievably stupid things. I get that that sounds confusing, as molestation isn’t just incredibly evil, it’s also stupid. But the boobs at the Lincoln Project have no meter on either their evil or their stupid, nor depth to their depravity; so to judge them on just one characteristic while ignoring the Olympic-level stupid qualities of the other seems almost unfair. 

So why the black white supremacist? Who knows? The Democrat Party is lousy with white guys, but maybe they couldn’t find more than 3 willing to look like idiots and have their faces plastered all over the country? And since they’d already purchased 5 tiki torches, someone had to do it. Imagine the humiliation of the black guy badgered into pretending to be a white supremacist on behalf of a party with a current Governor known for doing blackface while in medical school. How progressive. 

The Lincoln Project and other leftists initially expressed disgust with these “Republicans,” then quickly changed their tune as their lies fell apart. They soon claimed responsibility, tossing in some twisted justification for their stupidity.  

Glenn Greenwald put it perfectly, “Democratic Party operatives, MSNBC analysts, and their Lincoln Project allies got caught perpetrating a deliberate fraud today, all with racism and racist discourse as their plaything. None will suffer any career consequences because their circles are happy they did this.” 

Being a Democrat means never having to say you’re sorry, or being called out for anything short of a crime the media simply can’t ignore. 

This was one of the dumbest political stunts, which is saying something considering it came from people known for dumb political stunts. Next time you hear some leftist whine about racism, remind them that not only are Democrats the party of slavery, Jim Crow, and segregation, they’re also the party that forced a black guy to play a white supremacist. 

Derek Hunter is the host of a free daily podcast (subscribe!), host of a daily radio show on WCBM in Maryland, and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter