We conclude the handing out of our honors for the worst seen in the journalism industry in 2025 — The Heckler Awards!

In this installment, we continue delivering honors involving the categories we cover in our daily column “Riffed From the Headlines.” These are the recurring actions seen in the press as they deviate from journalism ethics on the regular. For each category, we compiled the final nominees and declared the winner. It has been a rough process of winnowing down the copious examples collected, but we have come up with the exemplary performances in each instance.


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Honorees are vying for our illustrious pyrite-plated trophy featuring our trademarked back-row popcorn tosser, encrusted with nylon faux-marble, ensconced on a base of crafted domestic pressboard, and a high gloss coat of Onyx Krylon. The judges have turned in the batch of envelopes and are currently recuperating with prescribed pork shoulder doses and a bourbon IV drip. So, with ceremonial introductions aside, let us commence with the pageantry of awarding The Hecklers!

RACE TO THE BOTTOM  (Injecting Racial Issues in Ignorant Fashion)

WINNER

Eddie Glaude — MSNBC

When the Los Angeles Riots were playing out, Professor Glaude saw a problem: This was a national issue that did not involve blacks. If that is the case, then there is nothing for the one-trick pony Glaude to comment on, after all. So he crafted a red-string conspiracy wall theory, one that suggested ICE agents enforcing border laws are on the exact same level as slave catchers from the 1800s. Then he says this current practice allows Trump supporters to be racist. There! Now he’s justified!

GLOSSARY OVER THINGS (Using Invented Terminology to Sell a Narrative)

WINNER

Jason Abbruzzese and Rob Wile — NBC News

There is an emerging offensive term out there, an epithet that is seen as problematic. It is “Clankers,” a slur used against – robots. The term can be applied to any technology, such as self-driving cars, delivery drones, AI customer service, etc. It is said there is a growing number of people who “harass robots.” The next step will be automatons who will make use of the word as toxic, and claim that “that is our word, you cannot use it!”

DEMO-LITION PROJECT (Measuring the Drops in Media Popularity)

WINNER

CNN

While CNN numbers have been gradually eroding from already low levels, Fox News has held steady and even grown in some parts of the schedule. The starkness was seen when, on select days, the audience for just one show — The Five — was greater than the combined audiences for all of CNN’s programming from the 4:00 pm hour through midnight. Just…Damn!

THEORY OVER ACTIVITY (Creating News Based on Things That Might Occur)

WINNER

Brian Stelter — CNN

Stelter was deeply invested in a lawsuit coming up with Newsmax, and what it could lead to as far as the reputation of the network in the aftermath. Curiously, we saw no such exploration regarding the fortunes of NBC News, which had actually just settled an identical lawsuit.

BODY CHECKING THE FACT-CHECKERS  (When the Truth Detectors Cannot Resort to Facts)

Winner

Maria Ramirez Uribe — PolitiFact

Ms. Uribe declared that President Trump's statement that non-residents have a different set of standards for due process was completely FALSE. Then she turned to an immigration legal expert, who clarified that the standards for immigrants have alterations. Then, after declaring the president FALSE on the matter, Ms. Uribe had a sub-section entitled, “How Do Due Process Rights Differ for Noncitizens?”

Unreal…

FIRST AMENDMENT STRIKE FORCE (When the Press Is Actually in Favor of Limiting Free Speech)

WINNER

Sharyn Alfonsi — CBS News

In a perplexingly supportive news segment, Alfonsi covered how Germany was ramping up speech laws and even jailing people for posting what is deemed misinformation. This was not a critical presentation, but making it sound as if this was sound social management.

ARTISANALLY-CRAFTED NARRATIVES  (When the Press Weaves Particular Storylines Apart From the Straight Facts)

WINNER

Dana Bash — CNN

With the Signal scandal being all the rage, CNN used an AI program to vocalize the text conversations.

BOTH KINDS OF STANDARDS (The Fluid Application of Rules Based on the Political Party)

WINNER

Lisa Rubin — MS NOW

In an amazing display of sheer obliviousness, MS NOW’s legal expert had stated firmly that seeing Trump pictured with females whose faces were blacked out meant he was posing with minors, or victims of Jeffrey Epstein. (The photo was taken with adult women at a public event.) Then, just one week later, when seeing photos of Bill Clinton in a hot tub with women whose faces were obscured, she defended it. Rubin stated we had no idea who the women were, what the location was, and that the photo lacked proper context.

CONGRATULATIONS GO OUT TO ALL OF OUR "WINNERS"!