All Night Link

Mary Katharine Ham
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Posted: Apr 03, 2008 10:23 AM

Another 3 a.m. phone call from the original thinkers at the Clinton campaign. McCain responds: Tit for tat.

Coburn for VP? "Embrace the crazy!"

Ted Turner wants you and your children eliminated...for the Earth.

"Obama can't win."

Learn about the secret racial subtext in McCain's ads, as seen by paranoid delusional lefty bloggers, here.

Is Pizza worth dying for? Depends...which kind
?

Holy brothel
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Heidi Montag endorses McCain, thereby assuring that the Republican will lose the vote of Montag's fellow fake celebrity and nemesis, Lauren Conrad. On the bright side, it gave McCain a chance to prove he knows what "The Hills" is??? That'll neutralize the age issue. The judgment issue, however, could pop back up.

Don't hold your breath waiting for Mugabe to step down.

McCain: The anti-Huckabee, at least on this issue. I'd argue he can probably get away with toning down his own religion talk more than he otherwise could have because Huckabee overdid it so badly in the primary.

Obama still offering uplifting, transcendent votes of "Present" on important issues.

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