New Game: Guess the Base!

Mary Katharine Ham
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Posted: Aug 06, 2007 10:20 AM
Christian nudists? (Slight content warning for the writer's vivid imagery and some censored-but-not-much pictures)

Democrats: Sure, they're God-bag Christofascists, but they're also, like, totally comfortable with their bodies and won't be held down by The Man's artificial societal "norms".

Republicans: Sure, they're brothers and sisters in Christ, but they're also have a disturbing desire to get nekkid in socially unacceptable settings.

Which candidate would be first to show up at this event to deliver a stump speech? And, what would he/she wear?