'Hide Your Daughters!' Headline of the Day

Mary Katharine Ham
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Posted: Mar 06, 2007 1:03 PM
This one freaked me out for a sec:

Clinton to launch drive for younger women's votes

Mmmm-hmmm.

Luckily, it's Hillary, which is slightly less scary for America's spare remaining chastity, but you might wanna hide your daughters anyway.