If I were into Internet abbreviations, I'd write something that sounds like ell-oh-ell. But since I'm not into that kinda thing, I'll just say I actually, literally laughed out loud several times while reading it.
Please read the whole thing. You'll be glad.
H/t (Oh no! That's an abbreviation isn't it?) goes to one of our new Townhall blogs, For Now. Have you started yours yet?