Democracy Is Messy. That's Why Obama Doesn't Let You See It

"Democracy in a nation of three hundred million people can be noisy and messy and complicated.

...and it's because of all the noise and all the mess that I've had and will continue to have closed-door meetings with lobbyists and Congressmen to try to keep the three hundred million people from figuring out what I'm doing!"

Okay I admit it, I added that last part. Again.