Its Friday, and like the famous Chuck Norris, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer now has a new set of "facts" on Facebook. Chuck Norris is a Townhall.com contributor, so I only thought it appropriate that we post some Jan Brewer facts here.
The movie Terminator is, in fact, an autobiographical documentary of Jan Brewer's life.
Jan Brewer invented every letter of the alphabet, including ?.Jan Brewer once had an awkward moment. Just to see how it feels.
Jan Brewer is known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room.
Janet Napolitano lives vicariously through Jan Brewer.
Jan Brewer climbed Mount Everest in just one day. Twice.
The most interesting man in the world retired when he met Jan Brewer.
You don't decide whether or not to boycott Arizona. Jan Brewer decides whether or not to let you in.
Jan Brewer can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
Jan Brewer taught Chuck Norris how to do a roundhouse kick.
Liberal President Frankling D. Roosevelt once said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Jan Brewer."
Jan Brewer can squeeze orange juice out of lemons.
Leading hand sanitizers kill 99% of germs. Jan Brewer vanquishes 100% of her major primary opponents.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Jan Brewer.
When Jan Brewer wants shade, she stares down the sun
Jan Brewer sealed the border. By herself.
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