Desperately Seeking Substance

Jonathan Garthwaite
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Posted: Aug 11, 2008 11:22 AM
The Democrats just announced their nightly themes for the convention in Denver at the end of the month.

Monday, Aug 25 -- Michelle Obama will be the headline speaker for "One Nation...I Will Be Proud Of If Barack Wins" night.

Tuesday, Aug 26 -- Hillary Rodham Clinton will be the headline speaker for "Renewing America's My Promise For Cradle-To-The-Grave Socialism" night.

Wednesday, Aug 27 -- The unannounced VP selection will accept the nomination on "Security America's Future With Tea And Cookies...And A Tough Vice President" night.

and the grande event on Thursday night -- Thursday Mass With "The One."