Democrats Show Their True Colors
Hey, CNN, Here's What's Really 'Extraordinary' About Biden's Prostate Cancer Diagnosis
Democrats Think People Miss Kamala
Biden Administration Hid Millions of Defaulted Student Loans
Why Do Democrats Hate Animals?
Run, Gavin, Run! (Lose Bigly!)
My Dad, A 'Good' Death, And The Unforgivable Covid Era
The Trump Administration Should Look at Law Firm FARA Filings
Comey and Goey
NOLA Prison Break is a Product of Progressivism
Seven Iranians Arrested in UK
Hang Up the Phone and Play Dead
RINO Removal Project Gaining Steam, Targets 10 RINOs in Congress
Breaking: House Budget Committee Advances Reconciliation Bill
Trump, Conservatives Offer Prayers and Support After Joe Biden’s Prostate Cancer Diagnosis
Tipsheet

Best Drama Ever: Laptop, Concert Tickets Stolen Out of Rep. Conyer's Vehicle

Remember Creepy McCreepers, aka Rep. John Conyers, (D-Mich.)? He was caught last week reading a copy of Playboy in an aisle seat during a commercial flight.... specifically perusing an article titled "The Pussy."
Advertisement


Now, a laptop computer has been stolen out of Conyers' car, which was being used by his son at the time. There's no word on who's laptop it was, or why Conyers' son was driving, but it could be a big deal, says FOX:
The son of Rep. John Conyers, D-Mich., says items were stolen out of the government vehicle he was driving last Wednesday in downtown Detroit, FOX 2's Simon Shaykhet reports.

John Conyers III, 20, told police two Apple MacBooks, valued at $1,100 apiece, and more than $27,000 worth of concert tickets to the Fillmore were stolen out of a burgundy 2010 Cadillac Escalade registered to the 14th Congressional District.

...According to the U.S. General Services Administration Web site, if an employee allows an unauthorized person to use a government vehicle, that employee could be suspended or fired.
Hmm... could this incident get Conyers fired? That would be cool. Much cooler, though, is the possibility of finding juicy pictures on Conyers' computer. I hope the leaked pictures involve felines in various contortions...

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Townhall Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement