Barack Obama arrived in style at the “Seed & Chips: The Global Food Innovation Summit” in the city of Milan on Monday, soaring into the Italian town on a private jet and using 14 different vehicles along with helicopter protection to make his grand entrance for lecture on global warming.
During the speech, Obama warned that a world-wide meat ration may be enforced by global powers to limit the amount of methane gas he says is causing the Earth to heat up.
“As people want to increase meat consumption, that in turn is spiking the growth of greenhouse emissions coming out of the agricultural sector,” he said. Therefore, more advanced countries, he said, would have to teach people to “have a smaller steak.”
He then ripped voters throughout the world for their poor decision making during the voting process.
“People have a tendency to blame politicians when things don't work, but as I always tell people, you get the politicians you deserve... And if you don't vote and you don't pay attention, you'll get policies that don't reflect your interest,” he said as the crowd cheered.
Obama also pocketed over $3 million in ticket sales from the event for his personal foundation.