"We're coming for you, and we will not stop until you are caught." — New York State Police Maj. Charles Guess as two escaped inmates remain on the loose a week after breaking out of a maximum-security prison.
"Slow down the fast track to get a better deal for the American people." — House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi as lawmakers delivered a stinging blow to President Barack Obama and left his ambitious global trade agenda in serious doubt.
"You needed to have a really good DVR and a microscope, I think." — Tim Winter, president of the Parents Television Council, after LeBron James inadvertently exposed himself on live television before Game 4 of the NBA Finals.