"Was the door open?" — Rep. Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, after a 42-year-old Texas man jumped over the fence of the White House and made it through the front door before Secret Service agents apprehended him.
"This time, I thought my vote would count for something. I wanted a better country, but it's all been for nothing. I don't believe we will get any of the things the London politicians promised." — Truck driver Calum Noble, 25, after Scottish voters rejected independence from the United Kingdom.
"The same mistakes can never be repeated." — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on the league's handling of players accused of crimes.