Quotations of the day

AP News
Posted: Nov 30, 2012 3:01 AM

"The General Assembly is being asked today to issue the birth certificate of Palestine." — Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, before the U.N. voted Thursday to grant statehood to the Palestinians.


"No substantive progress has been made between the White House and the House." — GOP House Speaker John Boehner, assessing the state of negotiations to avoid the "fiscal cliff."


"I can't imagine why people would take steroids, so I have no comment on Viagra. Besides, my wife would be very upset with me." — NY Giants defensive end Justin Tuck, on rumors that some NLF players use Viagra to get a competitive edge.