FIRST-PERSON: The worst films of 2010

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Posted: Dec 31, 2010 11:30 AM
FIRST-PERSON: The worst films of 2010
KANSAS CITY, Kan. (BP)--Along with proclaiming our favorite films, it's that time of the year when most critics seek payback for having to sit through films that test the theory "no one deliberately makes a bad movie." Going through the list of over 200 pictures I saw this past year, far too many were found to be "ho-hum" not just by me, but by most of my colleagues in criticism. A few were jaw-droppingly bad.

I love it that movies can uplift or enrich, and believe it or not, it's difficult for me to criticize those who attempt to entertain us. So, even though I'm going to go all acerbic for the next few paragraphs, I mean nothing disrespectful of their abilities. It's the anti-Christian concepts in these films with which I take exception. Check out the links for my reviews -- if you dare.

-- "Easy A" (PG-13) tops the list. An unnoticed high schooler pretends to be "loose" in order to be popular. She decides to use the rumor mill to advance her social standing, and then for money, aids nerds by letting them tell others that they had sexual encounters with her. Talented Emma Stone is a likable screen presence and this youth-aimed comedy gives her a breakthrough role. I can't, however, remember a film being so vitriolic in its attack on Christianity. The film's Christian youth group is seen reading the Bible, praying, singing songs, all the while showing nothing but hatred and bigotry toward their fellow students. There isn't one single example of a person of faith revealed in a good light, not even when the lead goes to different churches seeking solace for her actions.

By having the freedom to belittle and misrepresent an entire religion, the makers counter the very theme of their script -- to accept/respect one another. (http://www.previewonline.org/rev.php3?3599)

-- "I Love You Phillip Morris" (R). Jim Carrey stars as a white collar family man who comes out of the closet, joins the dating scene only to discover that to maintain the party boy lifestyle, he must turn to crime.

I suspect I'll be called homophobic by activists who search the Internet for any revelation they may consider threatening to the gay cause, but I don't like viewing men being intimate, as if the twosome were teens experimenting with newfound sexuality. And for that matter, I'm not sure why gays would desire to support this film, which supports stereotypes.

Indeed, they seem somewhat unhinged, living life not just as if they were in a pink-tinged cartoon, but rather existing in a fuchsia-laden state of demented fantasy. Is that how gay men want to be portrayed in the movies? (http://www.previewonline.org/rev.php3?3625)

-- The Disappearance of Alice Creed (R). This is about two guys kidnapping a girl for ransom. Damsels-in-distress has been a major theme in movies since the silent era. Over the years women have been rescued from dastardly dudes by the likes of Superman, James Bond, and (hats off) John Wayne. And certainly, filmmakers such as Alfred Hitchcock knew how to handle the tension and suspense associated with the abduction genre ("The Man Who Knew Too Much"). But Mr. Hitchcock and others of his time knew that movies were the business of allusion and illusion. And when reality becomes dominant in the production, the film can go from suspenseful to disturbing. The whole process visualized by Alice's writer/director J Blakeson is grimy and exploitive. I can't understand why anyone would sit through the first act with this woman being forced out of her clothes, brutally slapped and generally humiliated. From there, it only gets worse. And we see it all. (http://www.previewonline.org/rev.php3?3589)

-- Dishonorable mention: Leap Year (PG, http://www.previewonline.org/rev.php3?3519).

There, I feel much better. I'm now ready for 2011's movie assortment. I'm sure they'll be much better, Hollywood having been dutifully dressed down by yours truly. I live in hope.

Phil Boatwright reviews films from a Christian perspective for Baptist Press and is the author of "Movies: The Good, The Bad, and the Really, Really Bad," available on Amazon.com. He also writes about Hollywood for previewonline.org.

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