"You're right, it needs to be solved in Africa. But until it is, we should not be allowing these folks in, period." — Rep. Fred Upton, R-Mich., on prohibiting passengers from flying in from Liberia, Sierra Leone and Guinea during the Ebola outbreak.
"It was the honor of my life to serve in the U.S. Navy. I deeply regret and am embarrassed that my actions led to my administrative discharge." — Hunter Biden, the youngest son of Vice President Joe Biden, after he was kicked out of the military for testing positive for cocaine, two people familiar with the matter say.
"It's absolutely hilarious. It will be on Saturday Night Live for sure." — Alex Sink, the Democrat who lost to Florida Gov. Rick Scott in 2010, after a portable electric fan that former Gov. Charlie Crist insists on bringing along to campaign appearances delayed a gubernatorial debate between Scott and Crist.