LOUIS C.K., COMEDIAN: I'm from Boston, so I'm a Patriots fan.
DAVID LETTERMAN: So why are they so oily?
LOUIS C.K.: Well, because they want to win real bad, so sometimes you do stuff that's not fair so you can win. I have no problem with it. I think it is hilarious. Why not? It's a stupid football game, deflate the balls, poke a guy in the eye, it's football.