New York Times Discovers New Crime Against Humanity: Manspreading Staff
Posted: Dec 23, 2014 11:40 AM

Did you know there is a new crime of great concern in certain quarters? I am referring to "manspreading." It is the act of men simply sitting down in what until recently was considered to be a normal posture but is now considered to be something of a hate crime by certain feminists who are constantly on the lookout for reasons to be offended.