Bears, Beatings, PORNStar Galactica

Posted: May 20, 2007 12:00 AM
Bears, Beatings, PORNStar Galactica

Halpert: "Question: Which political party embraces the subjugation of women in beyond despicable terms...?"

Schrute: "Answer: Well that depends..."

Halpert: "False... the correct answer is the Democratic party."

Schrute: "Wait... what's going on Jim?"

Halpert: "What's the difference between morally vacuous Democrats, Godless Liberals, and pushy purveyors of porn?"

Schrute: "Let me see..."

Halpert: "Time's up, trick question, they are one and the same."

Isn't it interesting that only a few months ago your humble correspondent points out that Barack Obama doesn't share biblical values as it relates to moral behavior (particularly when someone's life is hanging in the balance) and screeches of contempt raise the ire of "America's Pastor?"(With extra heavy emphasis on the "")

Only weeks ago I pointed out that Barack Obama’s pastor Dr. Jeremiah Wright would prefer to blame white people for everything as opposed to preaching the biblical doctrine of human depravity. In response an e-mailer went so far as to irrationally threaten attempted blackmail to silence me for pointing out... ...the truth.

It causes me to wonder, "Why do liberals desire so much to be measured by biblical standards when it is obvious they do not care about them?"

Take the current affair that the porn industry is having with the Democratic nominees for 2008. This week it's had all the passion of a one night stand. Porn stars, porn editors, and really, really, really dirty old men are just exploding with campaign cash and endorsements for what they consider to be the new DNA of the Democratic field. Perhaps out of tribute to the fallen Jerry Falwell, this week, the Obama and Hillary campaigns competed for the top porn dollars.

It is true that Hillary had a bit of a head start because a month ago the much Viagra-ed Hugh Hefner gave the maximum amount allowable to the Clinton campaign. He hasn't offered to hold a fund-raising event at the mansion for her just yet, but give it time.

The "world's most famous porn star" also stepped up the plate for the first lady, "I would love to have a woman in office. I think that it would be a step in the right direction for our country, and there would be less focus on war and more focus on bettering society." The "Queen of Porn" went on to expound the more pragmatic reasons why she wants Clinton back on top, "The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again. I would love to have him back in office. I would love to have Al Gore in office. When Republicans are in office, the problem is, a lot of times they try to put their crosshairs on the adult industry. It's sad, when there are so many different things that are going on in the world: war, and people are dying of genocide...I look forward to another Democrat being in office. It just makes the climate so much better for us, and I know that once all our troops come home, things are going to be better and I think that getting Bush out of office is the most important thing right now."

The sad thing is Jameson is right. Under Bill Clinton there was not a single federal prosecution of porn related crimes, including those involving children… …for the totality of his eight years of being on top.

But Barack Obama was not to be out-porned this week, and in doing so picked up the endorsement of the CEO of the degenerate Hefner Empire - his daughter Christie Hefner. Porn heiress Hefner states that she has publicly supported Obama since 2004. It is also worth pointing out that Hefner's bio reads that in her efforts she has founded three women's rights oriented organizations. Never mind that the business she makes her living off of has turned women into objects for the sheer pleasure of leering, lusting, assaulting, and raping by over-aged adolescent boys.

The problem is, everyone can see the truth of the matter. Liberals and Conservatives are divided by their view of God. Conservatives believe He is, He created us, and His instruction means something to us. Liberals believe that God is either something they control (but if they could He would cease to be God) or that He does not exist at all.

Atheists at least are honest about their contempt for the Almighty. (And His servants.)

But liberal politicians are the worst! They walk into "churches" with big Bibles under their arms, and the next day they take campaign contributions from companies that publish the unseemly graphic nature of the exploitation of women that leaves no other impression but that women can (and should) be degraded.

When liberals ease up on prosecuting porn cases, they bear down on the oppression of women.

When a rapist has been fueling his mind with the details of how to gratify himself while objectifying a woman, and then he acts on such an urge and causes actual mental, emotional, and physical trauma to an innocent woman - the liberals look the other way. Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and any other candidate from any political party that would take money from this industry are complicit in these crimes.

They share the guilt.

And if we elect them... then so will we!