Jared Loughner Was a Tea Partier (and I’m an Atheist River Dancer Who Hates Hunting)

Posted: Jan 15, 2011 8:21 PM

Don’t you love how the Left takes a warped twentysomething …

Who went to a high school with curriculum crafted by Bill Ayers,

- Whose favorite tomes include The Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf,
- Whose classmates describe him as a left-wing, weed-wafting, atheistic Beavis,
- Who had a human skull altar erected in his backyard,
- Whose hero list (according to Facebook) includes Barack Obama,
… and somehow, they magically wiggle their nose, tug their ear, and stomp their feet and poof, abracadabra, this punk instantly morphs into Newt Gingrich?
I have three words for such an amazing feat of mental gymnastics the Left is able to perform upon their own noggin and the accompanying boldness they have to trot out such balderdash to the masses that uniformly think such conclusions are crap-based. Those three words are: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Yeah, sure, Olbermann: “Loughner was a Tea Partier,” (wink, wink) who was “somehow put into a murderous trance by Palin’s hyperbole, Limbaugh’s bumper music and Beck’s excessive use of chalk.” You kind of skipped a few steps there, Keith, old buddy, old pal. Haven’t you or any of your wizards ever watched CSI Miami? I mean just a wee little bit? Huh? In order to establish culpability for a crime and appear convincing in court (and to kindergarteners and stuff), I think you need empirical evidence or eyewitnesses or something to that effect.
What you definitely don’t want to have are facts that scream to the contrary regarding the line of smack you’re attempting to pawn off on us gullible googins about the supposed source of Jared’s gore. I bet you Lefties in D.C. and in the Blame Stream Media really sucked at playing connect the dots in first grade, didn’t you?
Let me state unequivocally that I don’t believe that the Left’s rank rhetoric toward conservatives and Blue Dog Giffords, as thick as it has been, is liable for the human louse known as Jared Loughner to snap and go on a murderous rampage.
Do you know whom I believe is responsible for this catastrophe in Tucson? Jared Loughner. Plain and simple. El D’bag is the loco loser who alone should swing for the brutal deaths and shootings that took place on that bloody Saturday last week in Arizona.
And with that said, I don’t think that anyone else should have to suspend their First or Second Amendment rights because of what this one demonic miscreant did to Giffords and the other victims. Indeed, I do not believe that because of one weed who committed unspeakable evil that 300 million people should not be able to use certain similes or should give up their Glocks.