Let me see if I have this right: Muslims can confess to shooting a man they thought was gay in the face with a BB gun and can plea out and get community service? Well isn’t that special?
And a Muslim can smoke a pipe in the bathroom of an airborne 757 and then, when caught, act like a cavalier jackass to the arresting air marshal and walk away because of some diplomatic immunity nonsense? Is that it? Yes? Oh, okay. Well, I have four words for that … la-di-flippin’-da. (Someone help me here: Does diplomatic immunity also extend to terrorism?)
So you heard about the dipstick diplomat from Qatar firing up on a plane, but you didn’t hear about the three Muslims shooting at gays in the Bay area, you say? Well, that’s really weird. I wonder why most of you missed that? Oh, I remember: It’s because the Deranged Stream Media buries and/or severely downplays stories about Islamic whack jobs as well as flag-burning liberal protesters and skewers only those on the right, right? Here’s the untold story.
I wonder if the militant gay community is going raise Cain about these three Muslim cats going out and strafing their buddies because you know they would get righteously irate if three Pentecostal youth ministers were the culprits. But don’t hold your breath, folks.
You know that a Christian couldn’t do any of the above and remain a free bird—diplomat or not. Oh, heck no. If a Christian lit up on a plane or was caught shooting Perez Hilton with a Gamo .177cal pellet gun (in San Francisco, no less), that dork would be in the slammer faster than Rosie O’Donnell could wolf down six Denny’s waffles. And that’s pretty fast.Yep, a follower of Christ who did something that deplorable had better get mentally prepared for forcible man sex, a mop head wig and daily crappy food because that’s what he is about to experience in prison for the next couple of decades, guaranteed. But not a Muslim in our sweet nation of PC crack.
Indeed, if three evangelicals or, better yet, someone who went to a Tea Party (or the ultimate two-fer, a combo evangelical/Tea Partier) thumped some Ricky Martin in the jaw with a Daisy Red Ryder BB gun down on South Beach and confessed that they came down to SoBe to shoot many gays, it would be World War III in our nation, ladies and gents.
The cops and the press would be merciless, and that incident would be emblazoned forever upon the American psyche like JFK’s assassination or Tiger Woods’ sex scandal or Joan Rivers’ last lip implants. We would never hear the end of it. I’m talkin’ as in never, ever, ever, never, ever hear the end of it. But if Muslims do it … well … we hear crickets. How did Mohammed even get his flame on the plane, by the way? And for that matter, how did the Christmas day crotch bomber get his Bic lighter onboard? What the heck is the TSA paid to do? I know: They were probably distracted and busy shaking down the sweet 83-year-old white Presbyterian granny in the wheelchair and letting the young Muslim men pass through with their torches and their flammable liquids. Idiots. (As an FYI: That’s twice in the last five months that Muslim men between the ages of 18-35 have lit up on a plane.)
(Don’t forget to check out my latest video, Pastors and Politics: The Silence of The Lambs.)