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At first I thought that you were talking about Las Vegas with the fiftyish men and nubile women line.

None of the Mormons that I know are clamoring to have more than one wife. They seem more in tune with Calvinists like myself who think one is MORE than enough. (SC is going to punish me for that one)

The media will stick with trashing the religions that don't tend to kill you and your entire family. Just a guess.

I've often pointed out to Dem/libs that they do not take non-whites seriously. But the minute a white person acts horribly they jump them. As you've written, let a gigantic portion of brown people act like this and the Dem/libs patronizingly explain that it is "their culture" and we should respect it.

I've told Dem/libs that the next time they see some white trash misbehaving to just think of them as some Islanders or a lost tribe or something. Of course, they look at me like their is no similarity between the two.

Funny: Why tick off more than one wife?

Sad: Bill and Janet wondered why the compound wasn't fire-bombed.

Hmmmm. I have to drive up to Vegas later this week and, being a fiftyish man, maybe, in the name of investigative reporting,I'll look into these rumors that unclothed young women sometimes accept money to sit on these fiftyish men's laps and gyrate back and forth in a lewd manner.
Or maybe not. That sort of thing might have appealed to me when I was younger but one of the great things about being fiftyish is you dont have to do outrageous things to have fun. Me and my brother might just drive out into the desert and shoot at some empty cans or go hunt for opals and then go back and BBQ a couple of steaks. I'll hang on to whatever it costs (plenty) to go to the lap dance palace and I doubt I'll spend a penny gambling.

Can you imagine the noise when all those wives get to scrappin'. No wonder they were so sour-tempered. It doesnt sound like ANYBODY was having any fun. But like I said, tens of millions of people live that way. Havent you ever asked yourself how people get to be crazy enough to strap on a vest full of TNT and ball bearings and set themselves off on a bus? This is how. We're not dealing with Islam realistically.

Sarge, I just re-read my post. Driving out into the desert would add to my carbon footprint, damage the fragile environment (not to mention hacking opals from the trembling flesh of the Earth Mother) and then burning charcoal which literally saturates the atmosphere with hydrocarbons! Instead of this eco-crime spree maybe a quiet evening of Earth Friendly lap-dancing would be better. I care about the polar bears, you see.

ROFL What a great way to save the earth! Settle for lap-dancing! Sheer genius!

How about we suggest that to Algore?? I think he has loads of extra energy he needs to get rid of! Then maybe he would be too busy and just shut up.

I wouldnt subject the poor girls to a session with Algore. Cold as ice.

I suggest you go Gopher Hunting out there. Lots of prairie dogs, and they carry monkey pox, so have at 'em. Better than shooting cans, or so says my dad who does this for sport for the local ranchers whose land is eaten up with them. Dad says they sometimes explode when hit with just a 22. Apparently they're also cannabilitistic (which helps to spread the monkeypox) so you can see the family member gophers run up and eat the remains. Nasty little creatures. You'd be doing the world proud helping extinguish them.

Sarge: sorry to disappoint. I feel certain that most men are perfectly content with one wife. I know that if you ask mine, he will agree that bickering and "disciplining" one wife takes up all his time.

How do you know Algore is cold?? He could have hidden fires like the global warming he touts!
Just saw tonight on TV that the former head of hurricane forecasting has now said global warming does not necessarily have anything to do with the no. of hurricanes and we should have a reduction in the coming years.
And a large group of scientists had a meeting in NY denying global warming.
whoops sorry I am way off subject.

Muslim/Mormon, Muslim/Mormon, Muslim/Mormon, Muslim/Mormon, Muslim/Mormon, well, I'm not seeing the Mormons strap suicide vests on yet, so.......

Shining City. This is rural Nevada we're talking about-- probably out by the Valley Of Fire. Gophers are not so plentiful or easy to spot. Your Dad must be a much better shot than me if he can hit a gopher with a .22, those critters dont stand still for a second. Easier to shoot a nervous gopher with a 22 than try to 'discipline' my wife, I gave up trying years ago. As far as getting more wives, what sane man would take that on?

EnJayne- You go girl! Anytime is the right time to get mad at the stupidity of Global Warming. We've all got links and studies galore to show it doesnt exist (where are the studies that say it does?)but its a belief system for Bitter Urbanites.

Davecat- Good point. I never meant to suggest that even the most fringe Mormon dissenters are anywhere near as murderous, violent or crazy as many who are considered mainstream by 'The Religion Of Peace'. If a clarification was needed, this is it.

I am happy to see you realized the error of your carbon emitting ways. Perhaps on you visit to Las Vegas you could do some research more closely aligned to the compound model. Is the Mustang Ranch still in business?

Mustang is up by Reno. I have no idea if its still going. The brothels in Pahrump, about a hundred miles from Vegas, are still going strong. The only time I tried to go in one was when I was sixteen with my friend Howard. We got in the gate and entered the front room but the woman in charge looked us up and down, said, "We wouldnt know whether to ball ya or burp ya. You kiddies run along home."All the girls and the customers at the bar had a good laugh. I never had the nerve to go back.

That's a real boost to any 16 year old boys ego. It's not my stomping grounds but it struck me that the "Ranch" model used by Nevada brothels seems much like the compound concept.

I know something still operates since my neighbor, now divorced, was idiot enough to charge it to his own credit card. It wouldn't have been a problem if it hadn't been for the fact that his wife paid the bills.

I would be deceased. Not for the sex but for the money. I would way rather admit to an affair than get caught spending a bunch of money on something really stupid. Actually I wouldnt want to live, I value her respect. One time I cashed a free-lance check and signed on to a mountain and jungle hiking trip to Peru without bothering her about it. I figured I'd tell her when it was too late to cancel. To qualify for the group we had to summit Whitney and one of the people in the group published a photo of us on top of Whitney in the Warner Bros. company newsletter, with a caption about how we were all headed for Peru. Somebody else's wife phoned my wife and asked when I was going to Peru. That was twelve years ago and she's 60% over it.

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ah! i can picture it now!

I guess the old Hollywood adage about there not being any such thing as bad publicity isn't fool-proof. I can say without fear of contradiction that planning a trip out of the country without prior consultation was probably not your best move.

I pulled a last minute "opportunity" for a fishing trip to Quebec on my wife in '84. She countered by taking the same week and going to Freeport with her sisters. She still refers to it as the time I "abandoned" her.

No, I didnt get to go to Peru. My wife got her hands on the money and spent it on $2500 worth of marriage counseling. By the time that was over I envied guys who just get conked on the head with a skillet.
Yes, looking back, I dont think I handled it very well at all.