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Comment on: The Obama Cartoon

TOTUS 101.

24 Comments
Wednesday, June, 24, 2009 7:49 PM Bobbie writes:

Eric, I'm always amazed

at your level of interest, imagination and dedication, especially at your young age. This is a cool post and I encourage you to keep up the good work.

Congratulations on your upcoming marriage. I'm sure you'll get through the ceremony without a telepromptor.(:-
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Wednesday, June, 24, 2009 7:55 PM Gar Swaffar writes:

I voted

for TOTUS, how did the pretender get the office?
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Wednesday, June, 24, 2009 8:00 PM Gar Swaffar writes:

BTW

Congrats on impending merge of human units.
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Wednesday, June, 24, 2009 8:48 PM dawndawn writes:

TOTUS 101

Very helpful hints, Eric! Most cleverly done! I like to visit the teleprompter website, it`s always funny.

Once again, congratulations on your wedding! So soon! I agree with Bobbie! You won`t be needing a Teleprompter!
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Wednesday, June, 24, 2009 10:04 PM Gray Ghost writes:

Eric, Good Satire (Too Bad Its True)

What does O'Vomit do for a teleprompter when there is a power outage?

He uses Joe Biden.

(I think I need to work on it.)

Congrats on your upcoming marriage. My wife and I celebrated 37 years on June 17th. I hope you double my numbers.
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Thursday, June, 25, 2009 2:25 AM Eric writes:

Bobbie

Thanks. It's scary how much comes out when the TOTUS is either on "vacation" or he's surprised with a tough question.

Yeah, I definitely don't need a teleprompter on my wedding day!
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Thursday, June, 25, 2009 2:26 AM Eric writes:

gar

I was wondering the same thing.

Great comment by the way! Merging human units huh. Are you a computer programmer?
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Thursday, June, 25, 2009 2:27 AM Eric writes:

dawndawn

The teleprompter site is hilarious, with up to date information on what the one is doing. That's where I got my picture from.

Thanks for the congrats. It's coming up quick.
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Thursday, June, 25, 2009 2:30 AM Eric writes:

Gray Ghost

Thats a good joke. I've always wondered that also!

Congrats on 37 years. I'm praying I'll stay with my fiancee for as long as I live. Good marriages run in my family, which is good. My grandparents are coming up on their 64th anniversary! My parents 35 years and going strong. This marriage will help both of us forget about the troubles of this administration and focus more on life.
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Thursday, June, 25, 2009 2:30 AM Eric writes:

by the way

Thanks to all who congratulated me. My weddings coming on July 25th and we're both excited.
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Thursday, June, 25, 2009 9:13 AM Georgetwin writes:

Eric

Written as satire, this has the ring of TRUTH!
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Thursday, June, 25, 2009 10:52 AM Eric writes:

Georgetwin

Pretty simple to write about, and kind of sad. Totus rules behind the scenes!
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Friday, June, 26, 2009 3:06 AM Sue writes:

Eric

First off, the picture was fantastic. Go TOTUS! Right on!

That was too funny. I can't wait until Obama gets out of office and TOTUS writes the tell all book!
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Friday, June, 26, 2009 10:50 AM Eric writes:

Sue

Yeah! I'd think the TOTUS book would tell us things we didn't know. I hope the TOTUS writes one too.
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Saturday, June, 27, 2009 9:47 AM crossbow writes:

Eric

Just think: his telepromter could be replugged! A very good (and true)post--and CONGRATS on getting married! I have been marrieed to Mrs Crossbow for 11 years and still goin strong!!
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Saturday, June, 27, 2009 3:48 PM rackoons writes:

Congrats on wedding

Hey, if your pastor cops out, call on me. I can do the officiating! Look, the fact is that with the GOP in real disarray after the Cap and Trade failure with 8 Pubs voting for the horror, no matter what or how we write, or speak, the MSM will distort our communication efforts.Perhaps we need an underground twitter or telepromter group which will secretly undermine the socialist pacifists while they destroy free enterprise capitalism?
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Saturday, June, 27, 2009 3:56 PM Eric writes:

crossbow

Congrats on 11 years. It's sad that we know more about the teleprompter than Obama. Was a simple post to write.
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Saturday, June, 27, 2009 3:58 PM Eric writes:

rackoons

Thanks for the offer, but my dads officiating. Something to fight back against the media would help greatly. Most of what they don't say is written on such internet sites as Townhall or Drudge.
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Sunday, June, 28, 2009 6:26 PM Sue writes:

Eric

I can hardly wait for this tell all! TOTUS has seen it all. Maybe too much. :)
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Sunday, June, 28, 2009 6:36 PM Eric writes:

Sue

The TOTUS knows much! I wonder it'll be invited on Oprah or on some talk show, unless being taken out by Obama and his cronies.
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Monday, June, 29, 2009 9:39 AM Pen Captain writes:

Yes, congrats!

The rescue of America is one family at a time--good for you!!Now about Owhacs"teleprompter I can give it some things to "prompt"
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Monday, June, 29, 2009 9:44 AM Eric writes:

Pen Captain

If only we could hack into it...!
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Monday, June, 29, 2009 3:44 PM rackoons writes:

Drop by newest rant which resembles your

When you have time, rant at my newest. Blessings.
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Monday, June, 29, 2009 5:49 PM Eric writes:

rackoons

be by soon.
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